自编rap歌词大全搞笑版_自编rap歌词大全搞笑

1.急求！Rap说唱歌词！

2.求高人帮写rap歌词!!!!

3.diss人的rap歌词有哪些？

Business-阿姆

Marshall!

Marshall!

Bitches and Gentleman!

Its showtime!

Hurry, hurry step right up!

Introducin the star of our show, his name is...

Marshall!

You wouldnt wanna be anywhere else in the world right now

So without futher ado, I bring to you...

Marshall!

Your bout to witness hip hop in its

Most pourest, most rawest form, flow almost flawless

Most hardest, most honest, known artist

Chip off the old block but old doc is BACK!

Looks like Batman, brought his own Robin

Oh God, Sadams got his own Laden

With his own private plane, his own pilot

Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges

Oranges, peach, pairs, plums, oranges

*VRRM VRRM* Yeah, here I come

My inches away from you, here fear none

Hip hop is in a state of 911, so

Lets get down to business

I dont got no time to play around what is this?

Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down

On these clowns, can I get a witness?

Hell Yeah!

Lets get down to business

I dont got no time to play around what is this?

Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down

On these clowns, can I get a witness?

Dre gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles

Gee willikers Dre, holly bat syllables

Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham

When Im gone time to get rid of these rap criminals

So, skip to your lou, while I do what I do best

You aint even impressed no more, you used to it

Flows too wet, nobody close to it

Nobody says it was till everyone knows the shit

The most hated on outta all those who say it hate it

On an eighties songs and

exaggerate it all so much

they make it all up

Theres no such thing

Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans

It just means so much more to so much more

People when you rin and you know what for

The show must go on, so Id like to welcome yall

To Marshall and Andres carnival

Cmon! Now..

Lets get down to business

I dont got no time to play around what is this?

Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down

On these clowns, can I get a witness?

Lets get down to business

I dont got no time to play around what is this?

Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down

On these clowns, can I get a witness?

Its just like old times, the dynamic duo

Two old friends, why panic?

You allready know whos capable, the two caped heroes

Dial straight down the center 8-0-0

You can even call collect, the most feared duet

Since me and Elton, play career Russian Roulette

And never even seen me blingin get me bustin a sweat

People steppin over people just to rush to the set

Just to get to see a MC who breathes so freely

Ease over these beats, and be so breezy

Jesus, how can shit be so easy

How can one Chandra be so Levy

Turn on these beats MCs dont see me

Believe me, BET and MTV

Are gonna grieve when we lee, dawg fo sheezy

Cant lee rap alone the game needs me

Til we grow beards, get weird and disear into the mountains

Nothin but clowns down here

But we, aint fuckin around round here

Yo Dre!

Lets get down to business

I dont got no time to play around what is this?

Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down

On these clowns, can I get a witness?

Lets get down to business

I dont got no time to play around what is this?

Must be a circus in town, lets shut the shit down

On these clowns, can I get a witness?

Has come to se the day

Back with his friend Andre

And to remind you that bullshit does not pay

Because

And Andre are here to stay and never go away

Until our dying day, until were old and grey

So until next time friends

Same blonde hair, same rap channel

Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming

Your host for the evening

Sexy Back-贾斯汀

I'm bringing y back

Them other boys don't know how to act

I think it's special

what's behind your back

So turn around and I'll pick up the slack

Take it to the bridge

Dirty babe

You see these shackles baby I'm your sle

I'll let you whip me, if I misbehe

It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take it to the chorus

Come here girl / go head be gone with it

Come to the back

VIP drinks on me

Let me see what you're working with

Look at those hips

Make me smile

Go ahead child...and get your y on

(repeat)

I'm bringing y back

Them other mother f***ers don't know how to act

Girl let me make up for the things you lack

Because you're burning up my body get it fast

Take it to the bridge

Dirty babe

You see these shackles baby I'm your sle

I'll let you whip me, if I misbehe

It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take it to the chorus

Come here girl / go head be gone with it

Come to the back

VIP drinks on me

Let me see what you're working with

Look at those hips

Make me smile

Go ahead child...and get your y on

(repeat)

Go, you ready (repeat) uh, yes.

I'm bringing y back

Them other mother f***ers wacth how I attack

If that's your girl you better watch your back

Because you'll burn it up for me and that's a fact

Take it to the chorus

Come here girl / go head be gone with it

Come to the back

VIP drinks on me

Let me see what you're working with

Look at those hips

Make me smile

Go ahead child...and get your y on

(repeat)

You ready, you ready?

Yes, yes

Ooh

Crack A Bottle-阿姆

Ooww Ladies and gentlemen

The moment you've all been waiting for ..

In this corner : weighing 175 pounds,

with a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders,

the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world :

Slim Shady!

Chorus : Eminem

So crack a bottle, let your body waddle

Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto

O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe

Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got close

Now where’s the robbers? Whose got the robbers?

I noticed there’s so many of them

and there’s really not that many of us.

Ladies love us and my butt is kicking up dust.

It’s on till the break of dawn

and we’re starting this party from dusk

OK .. let's go

Back when Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk

Fix your must, you'll just be another one bit the dust

Just one up my mothers son who got thrown under the bus

Kiss my butt. Lick from under cheese from under my nuts

It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks

Its a must I redeem my name 'n' haters get mushed.

Bitches lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut.

Fist the cut. The lady give her eighty some paper cut.

Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought

Cuz when I spit the verse the shit

gets worse and worse cuz your soft

If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time

Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes

Its elementary. The elephants he entered the room.

I venture to say with the center of attention its true

Not to mention back with a vengeance so heres the signal

Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio's back on you hoes.

So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.

Don't act like a snobby model.

You just hit the lotto.

O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .

Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got close

Now wheres the robbers? Whose got the robbers?

I noticed theres so many of them

and there's really not that many of us.

Ladies love us and my butt is kicking up dust.

Its on till the break of dawn

and were starting this party from dusk.

Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre

They see that low rider go by there, like Oh my!

You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why.

I dip through in that six trey like sick em Dre.

I'm an itch that they cant scratch, they're sick of me.

But hey, what else can I say? I love LA.

Cuz over and above all, its just another day

And this one begins where the last one ends.

Pick up where we left off and get smashed again.

I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz.

Driving around with a smashed front end

Lets cash that one in.

Grab another one from out the stable

The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado

The hell if I know.

Do I want leather seats or vinyl?

Decisions, decision

Garage looks like precision collision.

Or maico beats quake like Waco

Just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though

So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.

Don't act like a snobby model .

You just hit the lotto.

O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .

Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got close

Now wheres the robbers? Whose got the robbers?

I noticed theres so many of them

and theres really not that many of us.

Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust.

Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk.

And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent

It's bottle after bottle

The money ain't a thing when you party with me

Its what we into its simple

We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe

I'm the napalm the bomb the don I'm King Kong

Get rolled on wred up and reigned on

I'm so calm through Vietnam ring the alarm

Bring the shaun dawn burn marajaun do what you want

Nigga on and on till the break of what

Get the paper man m caking you know i don't give a f-ck

I spend it like it don't mean nothing

Blow it like its supposed to be blown

Mother fucker I'm grown

I stunt i style i flash the sh-t

I gets what the fuck I want so what I trick

Fat as- burgundy bags classy shit Jimmy Choos shoes

I say move a bitch move

So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.

Don't act like a snobby model .

You just hit the lotto.

O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .

Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got close

Now wheres the robbers? Whose got the robbers?

I noticed theres so many of them

and there's really not that many of us.

Ladies love us and my butt is kicking up dust.

Its on till the break of dawn

and were starting this party from dusk

in the end-林肯公园

It starts with one thing

I don't know why

It doesn't even matter

How hard you try

Keep that in mind

I designed this rhyme

To explain in due time

All I know

Time is a valuable thing

Watch it fly by

As the pendulum swings

Watch it count down

To the end of the day

The clock ticks life away

It's so unreal

Didn't look out below

Watch the time go

Right out the window

Trying to hold on,

But didn't even know

Wasted it all just

To watch you go

I kept everything inside and

Even though I tried,

It all fell apart

What it meant to me will

Eventually be a

Memory of a time when

I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

One thing,

I don't know why

It doesn’t even matter

How hard you try,

Keep that in mind

I designed this rhyme,

To remind myself how

I tried so hard

In spite of the way

You were mocking me

Acting like I was

Part of your property

Remembering all the

Times you fought with me

I'm surprised it got so (far)

Things aren't the way

They were before

You wouldn't even

Recognise me anymore

Not that you

Knew me back then

But it all comes

Back to me (in the end)

You kept everything inside

And even though I tried,

It all fell apart

What it meant to me will

Eventually be a

Memory of a time when I

I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I've put my trust in you

Pushed as far as I can go

For all this

There's only one thing you should know

I've put my trust in you

Pushed as far as I can go

For all this

There's only one thing you should know

I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

I had to fall

To lose it all

But in the end

It doesn't even matter

Beautiful-阿姆

Lately I've been hard to reach

I've been too long on my own

Everybody has a private world

Where they can be alone

Are you calling me, are you trying to get through

Are you reaching out for me, and I'm reaching out for you

I'm just so fuckin' depressed

I just can seem to get out this slump

If I could just get over this hump

But I need something to pull me out this dump

I took my bruises, took my lumps

Fell down and I got right back up

But I need that spark to get psyched back up

And the right thing for me to pick that mic back up

I don't know how I pry away

And I ended up in this position I'm in

I starting to feel distant again

So I decided just to beat this pain

Up and tried to make an attempt to vent

But I just can't admit

Or come to grips, with the fact that

I may be done with rap

I need a new outlet

I know some shits so hard to swallow

But I just can't sit back and wallow

In my own sorrow

But I know one fact

I'll be one tough act to follow

One tough act to follow

Copy

One tough act to follow

Here today, gone tomorrow

But you he to walk a thousand miles

Walk my shoes, just to see

What it's like, to be me

All be you, let's trade shoes

Just to see what I'd be like to

Feel your pain, you feel mine

Go inside each other's mind

Just to see what we find

Looking shit through each other's eyes

But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo

They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo

Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo

They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you

I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor

Everything is so tense and gloom

I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room

Just as soon as I walk in

It's like all eyes on me

So I try to oid any eye contact

Cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation

Like I want that...

I'm not looking for extra attention

I just want to be just like you

Blend in with the rest of the room

Maybe just point me to the closest restroom

I don't need fucking man servin'

Tryin to follow me around, and wipe my ass

Laugh at every single joke I crack

And half of them ain't even funny like that

Ahh Marshall, you're so funny man,

you should be a comedian, god damn

Unfortunately I am,

but I just hide behind the tears of a clown

So why don't you all sit down

Listen to the tale I'm about to tell

Hell, we don't he to trade our shoes

And you don't he to walk no thousand miles

Walk my shoes, just to see

What it's like, to be me

All be you, let's trade shoes

Just to see what I'd be like to

Feel your pain, you feel mine

Go inside each other's mind

Just to see what we find

Looking shit through each other's eyes

But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo

They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo

Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo

They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo

Nobody asked for life to deal us

With these bullshit hands with dou

We he to take these cards ourselves

And flip them, don't expect no help

Now I could he either just

Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned

But take this situation in which I'm placed in

And get up and get my own

I was never the type of kid

To wait but I know to unpack his bags

Never sat on the porch and hoped and prayed

For a dad to show up who never did

I just wanted to fit in

Every single place

Every school I went

I dreamed of being that cool kid

Even if it meant acting stupid

Aunt Edna always told me

Keep making that face till it gets stuck like that

Meanwhile I'm just standing there

Holding my tongue up trying to talk like this

Till I stuck my tungue on the frozen stop sign poll at 8 years old

I learned my lesson and cause I wasn't tryin to impress my friends no more

But I already told you my whole life story

Not just based on my description

Cause where you see it from where you're sitting

Is probably 110% different

I guess we would he to walk a mile

In each other's shoes, at least

What size you where?

I wear tens

Let's see if you can fit your feet

Walk my shoes, just to see

What it's like, to be me

All be you, let's trade shoes

Just to see what I'd be like to

Feel your pain, you feel mine

Go inside each other's mind

Just to see what we find

Looking shit through each other's eyes

But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo

They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo

Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful OoOo

They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you sOoOoo

Lately I've been hard to reach

I've been too long on my own

Everyone has a private world

Where they can be alone... sOoOoo

Are you calling me, are you trying to get through OoOo

Are you reaching out for me, and I'm reaching out for you sOoOoo Oo Oo

Yea... To my babies. Stay strong. Daddy will be soon

And to the rest of the world, god ge you the shoes

That fit you, so put em on and wear em

And be yourself man, be proud of who you are

Even if it sounds corny,

Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful

SOoOoo

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急求！Rap说唱歌词！

看我的!

(哟

哟

嗨宝贝

你最近在忙些什么，都没有有空和我一起看~那阳光多灿烂，是否你也会那样对我笑、不要整天把脸拉长，我喜欢看你微笑的样子，好了宝贝不要想太多，那样会使我的感情更一步退缩。

你说过，爱我、不会离开。围绕在我的身边，哇喔~吻着你额头，却听见你的哭泣.是否你也选择忘记、离开之后不要想起我，那样会使你更难过。baby、i

miss

you)

求高人帮写rap歌词!!!!

yo 清早起床来一根辣条

神清气爽让你不再睡着

价格便宜更加实惠

跳动的味蕾享受这种滋味

那么辣的肉条 那么多的汁水

口感丰富吃了谁都会更美

如果你不信就试着来一根

这种味道让你难忘 直到一世又一生

麻辣辣的小萌物

让你 融入 这种感觉 根本不会停住

帅哥美女不用担心这个价钱

吃了之后自然感觉物美价廉

大哥你尝一口 享受美味不想走

大爷你尝一口 祝您活到九十九

大姐你尝一口 更加美丽帅哥有

大妈你尝一口 时间回到 一 十九

还行吧

diss人的rap歌词有哪些？

曾经 有个Nb称

中国没有上流社会 只有财富阶层

这话说的狠 有钱人觉得冷

可我认为它一语惊人 它像一把刀刃

剥离了一个个无知的灵魂 蛮横

以为钱就是万能 就是衡量一切的标准

ok ,now.Lady and gentleman

我手持麦克风 再忍不住内心的冲动

因为正义之火在熊熊燃烧不停在叫嚣

摄像机转向 年少轻狂 身体在不断成长

挥霍钱财势不可挡 从你们的鸡屎眼里我看到癫狂

为你们摽榜 一群傻叼

yeah ` a~

现今的一些女子 真TM现实 想要她带上你的戒指

必须满足她追求的物质 尽管奢侈

尽管知道你对她来说只是一双鞋子 no heros

自私 无知 不知羞耻 你们的代名词

哟` 越多的人被铜钱熏臭 精神的天空 消失已久

而生活仍不停上演阴谋 看那些农工 淳朴憨厚

却牺牲在别人的利益里头 可没人在乎他们的伤口

他们只有自己隐忍疼痛 这就是不公 没人不懂

ok .les's go on.now

我手持麦克风 弹舌功震惊的让你们发疯

对面的MM别一脸鸡冻 我没你们想的那么富有

可以吊住你们的胃口 可以用钱装饰 也玩一把虚张声势

我只不过是个rer 没钱没权 但绝对比他们有尊严

我之所以耀眼 在比你们更高的境界 你们卑劣 用臭钱遮掩

尽显拙劣 我本不屑 但是正义之火不容置灭

支票可以让们在拜金者前显示荣耀 可你们其实就是个菜鸟

一些女人只认钱票 即使叫你们放荡 和上床 没办法

谁叫这年头 钱才是王道 ` 奥`哦 ~奥` 宝贝忘情的叫

灵魂慢慢的出窍 marshall marshall you bad down

---元 9.5 （看了些 相关 新闻 感叹下随便写了以上这些。不满意我可以再修改。额。貌似没你说的那么搞怪。）

diss人的rap歌词示例? hey 听着? 现在的自己真的很无奈? 被现实的社会打得一派? 朋友这心机是真的很厉害? 你不得不说她真的很牛掰? 一身A货穿起来真的很帅? 穿着品如的衣服真的很坏? 世贤过去把你爱 艾莉来把你打败。

她的aj跑起来真的很快? 她说她的rap真的很厉害? 当没有人能跟她争男友? 说明她男友早已枯朽? 她的文章让人很膜拜? 发了一章让人觉得很可爱? 你没有朋友这不可怪? 因为你的一生真的很古怪? 当你看到这篇时? 你可以选择diss? 但请你用文明历史? 别用你嘴喷一口的屎? 你的一脸懵逼让我把你爱? 请你记住现在这时代。